Go to school to learn to be a bachelor

A while back ago, Cornelius told the class that when he grows up he wants to be a bachelor, so that he could have a bachelor pad. He then went on to ask me about my bachelor pad. I told Cornelius that I'm a female, so I am not a bachelor, and therefore I do not have a bachelor pad.

Last week, Cornelius noticed my degree hanging on the wall of the classroom. He immediately comes up to me and starts asking me about my university that I went to. He then goes on to ask how does one get a bachelor's degree. I then asked him what he meant, he said that I had a bachelor's degree. I asked him if he thought my university taught you how to be a bachelor. He answered, yes. I explained that it was just the title for the degree and that I went to school for elementary education. How funny and cute is it, that Cornelius honestly thought that you can go to school to learn how to be a bachelor?