Recently, I have a few students who apparently have been introduced to the Twilight series. I have not read any of the books or watched the movies, but today two of my students asked me whose team am I on? Knowing what they were talking about, I told the children, "I'm Team Jesus." Kateri corrects me saying, "No, Ms. J. I am team Jacob, because Edward is pale. Are you team Jacob or team Edward."
"Neither, I have not taken part in the Twilight movies, therefore I choose to just be team Jesus."